Pseudo Saint Jules

Pseudo Saint Jules is the pseudo saint of diminutive people who always seem to get their point heard. She is the PseudoSaint of people who are much older than they appear for their entire lives. Jules is the PS of people who take being naturalistic to another level. She is the PS for all people who use a bike as their main form of transportation.

Jules is the Pseudo Saint of women who have never worn make up; of those who are chronically underweight but still have no appetite; and people who never cuss.

Jules is the Pseudo Saint of those who exude genuine care and compassion.

She is the PS of those people who are so light on their feet that they are constantly apologizing for unintentionally frightening people. Consequently she is the Pseudo Saint of cat burglars who steal to provide for others and to ethically redistribute wealth.

Jules is the Pseudo Saint for those who have well tended gardens without fences that seem to live in harmony with the critters.

She is the Pseudo Saint of women without child birthing hips that spit out a small clan regardless.

Jules is the PS of people that never complain.

Jules is the female Pseudo Saint of men with erectile dysfunction by default as she is the Pseudo Saint of anything that can be abbreviated E.D. - without limit:

Eric Dickerson, Erie Days, Ed, Evaporating discs; Elephant Dung; Ear Disorder; Eastern Direction; electric device; easy Dick; envelope decorator; elevator doctor; especially dark;...

Jules is the Pseudo Saint of women’s whose husbands die young; and never date again.

She is also the Pseudo Saint of people who hang signs that tell people how to feel- such as Live Laugh Love- that shit is so adorable to people and some of us don’t get it at all. But Jules does.

Jules is also the Pseudo Saint of people who lose less than 2 sections of a digit; people with club feet; and donkeys born without sphincters.

 

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