PS Reginald

PusedoSaint Reginald - but everyone calls him Reggie and it always ticks some kinda nerve inside him;

The few people he likes to tolerate - call him Reginald.

Saint Reginald is the PsuedoSaint of Circle-K; 7-11; WalGreens and the such workers who seriously do not give a fuck; but still kill it at their jobs.

He is the Pseudo Saint of “these disgusting things” (cigarettes)

Reginald is the Pseudo Saint of:
Baths -
Wind up alarm clocks - because that ticking keeps him soothed
Slippers without a back
Newspapers- The Smell- the feel- their ability to be reused.

Reggie abandoned the class ring to be taken as Reginald; and it helped. But he unapologetically loves a good- nicely done- female size class ring. Which in default makes him the pseudo saint of all class rings.

Reginald is the Pseudo Saint of people others have always assumed were gay. Well y’all are just nosey bitches who don’t really care anyway- so why do you give a fuck so much?

You would think that Reginald might be the Psuedo Saint of cats…but those bitches shit in the house and don’t pay their own bills- so they can fuck off.
Reginald is however the Pseudo Saint of parakeets because they also like to be called by their full names; seemingly aren’t really affected by other people; Like Reggie - never really stop making some kind of noise and are never truly still.

Reginald is the Pseudo Saint of reruns; ash trays; memorizing lines in movies; and having a love hate relationship with Paula Dean