Psuedo Saint Ron
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Not Ronnie or Ronald- just fricken Ron- got it?)
Ron is the Pseudo Saint of dudes all over this country who are subs in bands. Ron has done the steady band gig - and he aint about it. "Practice?"
"Are we talking about practice?"
" Dude- the bar doesn't pay me to practice."
As a result - Ron has worn out his welcome in many bands- but the dude can shred- and if you call him on short notice and tell him there will be a twelver of MGD on ice waiting for him- and of course the standard 100 bucks- He's always in.
Ron is the patron saint of people who always seem to be on a different page then everyone else in the conversation. You know those people who comment on an ongoing conversation and it just stops dead. That's Ron and his people
Ron is the Pseudo Saint of sporks and people who prefer to never do dishes - so eat off of disposable plates and plastic utensils at home most of the time.
Ron is the king of eating out cheaply! HIs preferred establishment is what he refers to as the Squat and Gobble. It is actually a buffet in a topless establishment. Ron has been chronically single and is has the deepest and most sincere aspirations to save one of those girls and give her the life she deserves.
As a result Ron has on more than a few occasions been fleeced of his disposable income - making him the Pseudo Saint of people who are just barely above living paycheck to paycheck.
Ron is the Pseudo Saint of people who have odd ass opinions; and the rationale behind these opinions is even more odd. He is one of those people who just doesn't ever change his mind- despite the evidence.
Ron is unfortunately the Pseudo Saint of people who constantly bitch about politics- no matter who is in charge- yet secretly has never voted. He doesn't even know where is polling place is. When questioned Ron says something along the lines of "If you are slimy enough to get into politics in the first place- I can't vote for ya." In reality he is just pretty lazy.
Ron is the Saint of people who rent for their entire lives - because they do not want the responsibility of larger home improvement type projects.
Ron is also the Patron Saint of:
Crabgrass
Cowbirds
Foul tips that are hung on by the catcher for a third strike
People who never pleasure themselves
Fungus growing in the shower
And waking up mad thirsty.
Ron is the Pseudo Saint of dudes all over this country who are subs in bands. Ron has done the steady band gig - and he aint about it. "Practice?"
"Are we talking about practice?"
" Dude- the bar doesn't pay me to practice."
As a result - Ron has worn out his welcome in many bands- but the dude can shred- and if you call him on short notice and tell him there will be a twelver of MGD on ice waiting for him- and of course the standard 100 bucks- He's always in.
Ron is the patron saint of people who always seem to be on a different page then everyone else in the conversation. You know those people who comment on an ongoing conversation and it just stops dead. That's Ron and his people
Ron is the Pseudo Saint of sporks and people who prefer to never do dishes - so eat off of disposable plates and plastic utensils at home most of the time.
Ron is the king of eating out cheaply! HIs preferred establishment is what he refers to as the Squat and Gobble. It is actually a buffet in a topless establishment. Ron has been chronically single and is has the deepest and most sincere aspirations to save one of those girls and give her the life she deserves.
As a result Ron has on more than a few occasions been fleeced of his disposable income - making him the Pseudo Saint of people who are just barely above living paycheck to paycheck.
Ron is the Pseudo Saint of people who have odd ass opinions; and the rationale behind these opinions is even more odd. He is one of those people who just doesn't ever change his mind- despite the evidence.
Ron is unfortunately the Pseudo Saint of people who constantly bitch about politics- no matter who is in charge- yet secretly has never voted. He doesn't even know where is polling place is. When questioned Ron says something along the lines of "If you are slimy enough to get into politics in the first place- I can't vote for ya." In reality he is just pretty lazy.
Ron is the Saint of people who rent for their entire lives - because they do not want the responsibility of larger home improvement type projects.
Ron is also the Patron Saint of:
Crabgrass
Cowbirds
Foul tips that are hung on by the catcher for a third strike
People who never pleasure themselves
Fungus growing in the shower
And waking up mad thirsty.
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